No graduation day for you.

11 08 2009

Dear Beauty School Dropout Sarah Palin,

I thought long and hard about the best way, if any, to reply to your fear-mongering about health care reform.

It finally occurred to me that I couldn’t use too many words, since it’s painfully obvious that you can’t read.  After all, if you could read, you wouldn’t have gotten so confused about what Congressman Earl Blumenauer meant.  ‘Course, perhaps it’s more than you not being able to read… perhaps you’re just unable to understand.

To aid your stunted comprehension, I’ve decided to include some pictures to help clarify some things.

Death Panel

Thats one mighty deadly panel of steel.

That's one mighty deadly panel of steel.

Not Death Panel

The bowtie is dead sexy, but not deadly.

The bow tie is dead sexy, but not deadly.

Death Panel

You know its true.

You know it's true.

Not death panel

Not it.

Not it.

Not it.

Not it.

Socialist country

Flag of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam

Flag of the Socialist Republic of Vietnam ("socialist" is even in the official name)

Not a Socialist Country

One of those 50 stars is for Hawaii.  Suck it, birthers.

One of those 50 stars is for Hawaii. Suck it, birthers.

And lastly, because this seems to be a really hard concept to grasp for many of your ilk.

Hitler

Short, pasty and poorly moustachioed... That spells Hitler!

Short, pasty and poorly moustachioed... That spells Hitler!

Not Hitler.

Tall, clean-shaven, cool drink of water.  Obama, dont hurt em!

Tall, clean-shaven, cool drink of water. Obama, don't hurt 'em!

In closing…

Sarah, don’t sweat it (Don’t sweat it).
You’re not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
No one wants their country run by a slob.

Sincerely,

BPD

P.S.
If the pictures sparked your interest in truth go here to get some more info.

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8 responses

12 08 2009
CKHB

THANK YOU. I mean, seriously. I also loved this clueless or a liar analysis by the Orlando Sentinel…

P.S. I finally found the Shatner beat-poetry version of the Palin speech. So awesome.

12 08 2009
Baby Power Dyke

@ CKHB
Thank you for alerting me to the Orlando Sentinel piece. I think though that for the shit-stirrers it’s not just clueless or liar. I think that it’s carefully preserved ignorance.

They just don’t want to know the truth. And they just don’t want others to know either. This kind of willfulness is about more than just being a dumbass or a lying-lier-who-lies.

12 08 2009
CKHB

Yep. We lawyers are fond of the term “willful blindness.”

And what’s this about Palin posting some of the “death panel” crap on Facebook? I have 39 friends, but is it possible to “enemy” someone on FB?

12 08 2009
Baby Power Dyke

@ CKHB
I don’t think it’s possible to “enemy” someone on FB. But I think that there should totally be an Enemster.

🙂

13 08 2009
erika

awesome, just awesome.

13 08 2009
Baby Power Dyke

@ Erika
Thank you!

13 08 2009
Darya

QFT!!
Brilliant!! Referred here by Helen Boyd via twitter.

13 08 2009
Baby Power Dyke

@ Darya
Thank you! I am flattered that Helen sent you by.

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